The 10 commandments of topless selfies

1) Thou shalt not be a skinny cunt

2) Thou must find good lighting and practice posing

3) Thou shalt not be fat

4) Thou shalt not post anything admitting that you think you're hench (we all do so keep it to yourself) in your caption or put anything that can give anyone reason to take the piss out of you.

5) Thou shalt not tag people to gain interactions

6) Thou shalt not hashtag

7) Thou shalt not post a topless selfie if someone more aesthetic than you follows you unless you know them and they're a nice person

8) Thou shalt rip anyone who comments on strength or size by questioning their virginity and slandering their partner as less desirable than wilderbeast

9) Thou shalt not pull down your shorts/boxers to basically reveal your penis

10) Thou shalt edit on instagram with Valencia filter and sharpen/enhance the image to remove a few % body fat and give you a nice tan

Follow these rules and thou shalt be rewarded with blessings of boobies and high quality selfies